November 2012
15 posts
:33 < oh karkitt-!
now listen here cumslut
i bet you five billion boondollars that you dont own a single nepeta but guess what
i own seven
and i can tell you right now that a nepeta would never crawl into the arms of a cocksucking toolbag like you when theres a majestic strider in the vicinity
butchering shitty internet memes aside dont you have better things to do like defend your other girl from my irresistible charms
yo check this out
:33 < h33 h33!! caught it!
:33 < what are you gonna do meow, strider???
:33 < this little guy helps mew out a lot!
a good friend let me borrow this sucker and my life was never the same
((OOC: Okay, in case you guys can’t tell, what Dave is holding is a flute, and this is a joke. What I am holding is a back massager that I use to relieve pain from scoliosis.))
:33 < gosh karkitty, youre giving me really weird signals
wow vantas dont be shy with that total hatecrush you have on me
:(( < …no…
bring it
let a real rapper show you how its done
October 2012
32 posts
hold up vantas clearly someone doesnt realize that size dont mean shit if you lack technique
for example
:33 < wait what??
:33 < *ac ga- oh~!
:33 < this is good blog
:33 < we cant do that if youre not here!
:33 < sorry!!
:33 < victory belongs to the last one standing
:33 < oh come on, dave
:33 < it’s called an epic plot twist!!
psa
right so im going to be taking it as my divine life mission to scour the internet for diabetes inducing image files for your viewing pleasure
queues looking pretty fat right now
like that one ass in class that needs to buy pants at least 3 sizes bigger
kids got a bright future ahead of him
asscrack plumber services
if we can fit under your sink we might be able to fix it
but anyway
i can’t do this shit all on my own
if you know any art that needs to be known of then fuck up my askbox
:33 < i went to sleep fur a few purrigrees
:33 < …and when i came back, my ship was sailing!!
>;33 < yesssss
;33 < yes good
January 2012
5 posts
Listen
:33 < this is my jam!
:33 < pawlso it kinda reminds me of akwete purrmusk
:33 < *ac sings along to her mew favfurret song*
X33 < hes a cat, hes a cat, hes a coolcat!
Anonymous asked: Hey Nepeta, I think Dave could use someone to just go sit quietly with him for a while.
:33 < people tell me all the time that i don’t really do quiet
:33 < or really even just sitting, i guess
:33 < but i spend lots and lots of time with dave so he won’t be lonely!
:33 < pawlux told me my mission in life is to annoy dave right out of the funk he’s in, h33 h33 h33.
