askacthings:

:33 < hey efuryone! i have a special guest!
:33 < some of you may know him as mr. akwete purr-
whoa kitty cat dont go blowing my cover that shit stays on the downlow
just stick to dave ok

askacthings:

:33 < hey efuryone! i have a special guest!

:33 < some of you may know him as mr. akwete purr-

whoa kitty cat dont go blowing my cover that shit stays on the downlow

just stick to dave ok


askacthings:

:33 < oh karkitt-!

now listen here cumslut

i bet you five billion boondollars that you dont own a single nepeta but guess what

i own seven

and i can tell you right now that a nepeta would never crawl into the arms of a cocksucking toolbag like you when theres a majestic strider in the vicinity

butchering shitty internet memes aside dont you have better things to do like defend your other girl from my irresistible charms


askacthings:

yo check this out

:33 < h33 h33!! caught it!

:33 < what are you gonna do meow, strider???


askacthings:

:33 < this little guy helps mew out a lot!

a good friend let me borrow this sucker and my life was never the same

((OOC: Okay, in case you guys can’t tell, what Dave is holding is a flute, and this is a joke. What I am holding is a back massager that I use to relieve pain from scoliosis.))


askacthings:

:33 < gosh karkitty, youre giving me really weird signals

wow vantas dont be shy with that total hatecrush you have on me


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